What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.