What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.