Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.