What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.