What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.