Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.