How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.