Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.