Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.