Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".