Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.