Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".