What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .