How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.