Take your combat boot off his head.
A pitchfork
Because it was 2 turnt up
He was too far out.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
To liquidate their bills.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
