How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.