Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda