Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied