Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.