Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.