Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.