Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo