Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.