Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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That's how he mustard the troops.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

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Why can't girls count to 70?

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That's how he mustard the troops.

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in formation

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I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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New product, same design.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.