Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Manet Jokes More Manet Jokes

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo