Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!