Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.