What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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Celine Dijon

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.