What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.