How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.