How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable