How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.