How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*