How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !