What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you