What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.