What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.