Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis