Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.