Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Who loses?

America.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"