Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust