Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !