What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"