What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.