What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.