Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.