What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor