What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.