What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.