What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.