What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.