What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !