Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!