Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !