Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.