Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "