Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy