What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!