What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up