What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Which do you light first?

The match

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!