Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.