Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!