Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Where does light go to jail?

prism

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"