Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.