Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals