Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!