What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.