What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.