What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"