Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows