What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps