What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe