What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe