What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.