What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.