Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.