Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.