What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!