What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.