Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.