Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.