Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.