Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson