Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson