He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
He got clucky.
A wake-up call!
He held up a pair of pants!
They both turn "o" into "O".
Don't look down.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
Unique up on him
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
Stirrups
A lot of good yolks!
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
Elizabeth.
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.