Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.