Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What was the condiment stand charged with?

with a deadly weapon.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.